There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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