Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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