4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
