Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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