Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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