Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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