no you cant smoke seaweed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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