does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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