Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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