The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean