I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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