At least make sure they are 18
Why
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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