Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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(304): View more from West Virginia

its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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(406): View more from Montana

I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Did it work?

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.

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(909): View more from California

I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?

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