Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!