i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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