We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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