why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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