Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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