still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
