Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
