Cold hands, warm shart.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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