I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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