It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
no you cant smoke seaweed
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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