He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
