idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think i have herpe
just one?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So vagazzling was a success
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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