yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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