Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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