Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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