I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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