How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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