There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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