Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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