if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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