week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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