Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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