paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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