Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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