yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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