You surviving the open bar?
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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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