Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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