Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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