I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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