two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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