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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.

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• (858): View more from California

  I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.

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• (949): View more from California

  you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone

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• (607): View more from New York

  Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was told my cock was a religious experience.

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  Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|

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• (530): View more from California

  It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.

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