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i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.