return my video game
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The feeling are messing with the penis
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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