oh god the rape fog is back!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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