Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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