hotel room ftw
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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