in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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