And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
All the doctor said was why
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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