So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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