I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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