North Korea, Best Korea!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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