Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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