If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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