dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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