I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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