I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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