HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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