All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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